Friday, November 28, 2008


Have been very grumpy these few days...

Sometimes it's my own problem that gets me down.. And sometimes is just stupid problem that people is giving me.

And the worst is that I feel very angry of myself for being such as stupid person. Whenever I think about "him", I hit myself on the head and say out loud "I'm a stupid FOOL!!!". Whenever I see places or things that reminds me of him, I go hitting my head and shout again!!! And I've been such a fool ever since.. for 5 long years to be with him!!! Anyone ever been so angry of themselves the way I am now?!!

Love is blind, and I'm blinded by the things he said. I should have put my specs on.. I should have do a laser treatment to open up my blurry eyes! But I didn't.. Instead, I give, give and give him more.. and now I can never take any of it back! How do I get him to return my money?!

I feel so numb whenever I think about him, and all I have right now is just hatred.. no more good memories that worth remembering for.. What I remember him as, is just a liar and b*stard who borrowed my hard earned money without the intention of returning it. And the thing I remembered him most is for betrayal, with his stupid blog about theory of third party (according to him, third party is the true love who comes later). Well, it's a very good "excuse" to cover up his betrayal.

With all these problem going on in my mind, here I am being so angry of something else. It's always easier to be angry, than to be understanding, or to say sorry. So people stays angry because it's easier that way.

I need my money back, I'm seriously broke!!! It's so easy to lend people money, but it's always hard to get it back!!! ARggghhhhh... He's a shitty guy who don't have balls!!! ARRGGHHH!!!!!



Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Horray! Blogspot I’m back!!!

So many exciting event took place for the past few days! And one of it is my birthday celebration!!!

I had a wonderful birthday!!!
I had a blast!!!and it lasted for almost a week!!!

Day 1
-Birthday girl belanja whole family out for dinner at the usual restaurant – occupied 2 tables!

-Then proceed to KEC, an executive club where dad usually patrons. Few members of Cousin Starz were supposed to perform Mr. Q but the DJ did not manage to find the song (new DJ, should have suggest to fire her on the spot).

-Brought along my birthday cake made by sis – a plain chocolate cake with no icing nor cream, but with LOTS OF LOVE! Dad dedicated a birthday song for me (continuously from English, Mandarin to Cantonese version – lasted for 3 boring minutes), and practically everyone in the club is singing along. I felt kind of embarrassed, but luckily sis was being kind by putting only 1 stick of candle on the cake.



With sis home made chocolate cake~

-Sister in-law tried to get me drunk. She and my aunt wallop half bottle of dad’s Chivas. She kept saying “Want your camera or not?! If want, drink!”.. she said that everytime I finishes my drink, then she gets the waiter to pour more for me.



With 2nd sister in-law & mum... look at mum's red face!!! She had more drink than usual!

With mum, sis and dad my dearest - don't ask why is my sis alot taller than me!

Bro is always with his "peace sign" !!! Stay with me abit longer and I'll prove to u why I say so..

These people was trying to get me drunk! But we're all still standing strong after the half bottle of Chivas!

Highlight of the night: Dad joget with mum!!! It’s so sweeettt… I then kacau kacau daun by joining them *bluek*


Look at this loving couple.. gosh~ We had a wonderful family night. I should consider bringing the whole kampung out to Bangsar one night.. haha!

God.. I'm blessed to be a part of this family.. THANK YOU!!!


Day 2
-Aunt cook the traditional ‘mee suah’ with pork liver. Mum boil egg and I’m in-charged of putting the red dye on the egg. Had a traditional birthday lunch.


Don't ever miss the red egg on birthday - it is for a healthy and prosperous year!


Mee suah for longevity~Many more wonderful birthdays to come eh?

-In conjunction with parent 26th wedding anniversary, we had a party at night. With close family members. Had a blast!

-Aunt cooked Penang traditional lam mee. She’s a super chef, trying to show me what traditional dish looks like, all the way from the preparation till how it is garnished! I can’t have enough of her lam mee! And all the while I thought my mum is the best cook. Haha!

-Third sister in-law bought Secret Recipe Chocolate Indulgence cake written “Happy Wedding Anniversary! Many more loving years to come!" ... Accompanied with champagne, which dad have trouble opening! Haha!


Mak, ayah, abang-abang sekalian dan sis-in laws. Pic taken in a pondok built by dad for the kids to play. We call it the Happy Clubhouse. Look at the smile on our faces.. :P


Gimme the biggest piece of cake pleeaasseee~

Cheerrrsss!!! Dad with the Goh sisters..


Prove #1 : He's doing the peace sign..


Prove # 2 : What?! The peace sign again?! Haha!!! .. time to sing the song "He ain't heavy, he's my brother"

Day 3
-To Green Box with bunch of good friends after watching Madagascar 2 at Times Square.

-Vince tried to surprise me by buying a cake but the waiter spoil the whole surprise by asking out loud in the karaoke room “Do you want me to bring the cake in now?”. (this waiter should join the DJ – FIRED!)
-Vince is as kind as sis, put only 1 candle on the third cake I had in a week. It taste superduperlicious! But the Secret Recipe chocolate cheese tasted abit “jelak” after 1 big piece.






Day 4 (actual birthday)
-Vince brought me to Leisure Mall to pick a watch for myself. So many watches to choose from, but only one catches me eyes! Thank you Vince!!!

-Had lunch at Wong Kok Char Chan Teng Restaurant – was supposed to get a free giant Hong Kong “nai cha” on my birthday, but one of the Terms & Conditions is to have 6 people. So I’m not entitled to any birthday drink. Pity me..

-Vince gave me a last surprise by making 2 trip to nearby JJ – only to get my crystal bracelet repaired! At last… after 2 years, I’m finally wearing the bracelet he bought for me – a bracelet that marks the beginning of our love story *blush*








Day 5
Went to Wong Kok at One Utama the next day, but with only Vince & Robin. Still not enough people to be entitled any birthday drink. So no birthday drink that day too. Kesian saya..


Day 7

Next 2 days went to same Wong Kok, but at SS2 P.J. Don’t ask me why we patron this restaurant so much. Not that I like the food there, the restaurant just happened to be everywhere!!! Haha!!! Well, at last I have 6 people with me to be entitled for a birthday drink, but guess what?!! The waitress said “Sorry, but it has been 4 days after your actual birthday, we only accept 3 days before and 3 days after”. So… no giant birthday drink!!! All my cousins and I tried to be rebellious by ordering plain water for every one of us. Hahahaha!!!

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Wish list checklist

1) A crystal bracelet - CHECK!2) A watch - CHECK!3) Canon IXUS 870 IS - what you think?! Those nice picture up there.. of my watch and bracelet, you think I took those pictures from my 2MP hp? Of course not! So it's a CHECK!!!

If you ask who got me the camera, I'd tell u.. Angel brought it here...


Look at my happy yet silly face..

Monday, November 10, 2008

Was kinda free these few days, so I browse thru my mailbox and found this joke that has been sent to me ages ago. I remembered reading this joke before, but a good joke is never too lame to be read more than once~ Enjoy!

The Trial

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to
you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting in the swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just said to him, "Take me, young man! Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" So that's when I
shot him.

WAHAHAHAAA!!! Hahaha!!! LOL!!!

Few days ago, I saw a puppy at the taxi stand where I’m waiting for taxi to college. There's no other dog around, so I guess the puppy is an abandoned dog. The puppy looked really adorable. Small size, brown color, with very lovely eyes. I love staring at its eyes, but it somehow made me want to bring her back. That eyes, a pair of eyes that seems to be able to hypnotize me.. Gosh.. I love that puppy!

Afraid that it may be hungry, Vince went off to buy a “siu bao”. But the puppy just sniffs at it as if it’s not her type of meal. Then 2 ladies came over bringing a pack dog food. They forced her to eat and in the end, she finishes almost half of the pack. Robin came along and feed her a piece of bread – not her type of food -- just a plain bread mah! …a very picky eater indeed!

I asked Vince numerous times “Can I bring her back? She’s so cute! Please? Please?”.

Vince and Robin gave me a same answer “Now you see cute, after few months, you won’t have a second look on it already lah. It’s just another stray dog”

Me : “Sobz.. Ok lor then”.

Below are few photos I took on the cute puppy.. hope you like it as much as me! She's really really really cute~



Hey hey there cute puppy! Where's your mummy?!


It's a female puppy. Talented poser.. I lurve the eye contact! Haha!


Not very happy though.. not wagging her tail :'(

"Hmm.. what is this? Eww.. it smells like pork!!!
Sorry mam', I don't eat pork, can you get me something else instead?"

"If you're not getting me anything like Pedigree, I think I'm going to sleep."

I love this pic! She looked so cute! Partially covering her face because she's camera shy and keeping one eye open for peeping. Just so so so cute!!!

I really don't mind having this cute puppy as pet although it's a stray dog. She's irresistible!



Thursday, November 6, 2008

OMG OMG OMG!!! I’m so excited!!! I need to blog about what happened today!!! Although it’s kinda late now, and it has been a tiring day, and I need to wake up early tomorrow, but I need to get this out from my chest!!!
Warning : This is a very long post. To understand this blog post better, please have patience, and the ability to imagine and visualize based on what I write.

First of all, I said “Robin, ni hen bu lucky yi xia wor”... because Robin got robbed! Okay okay, this is not what I'm so excited to blog about. This is what he told us about the incident:-

"It happened in Masjid Jamek last Sunday when he’s on his way back to Setapak. He saw it coming, but it was too late! He tried to run, but ended up ‘pokgai ‘– his Bata shoes failed him on a wet surface. And the robbers caught him by his bag! There were 4 of them, Malay robbers! They drag Robin to a dark alley. Two of them hold him by his neck (using two fingers to grab his neck as if they learnt it from Shaolin Temple), another one search his body thoroughly for valuable items, while another one is holding a broken glass bottle (threatening to hurt him if he fights back). They took his wallet, handphone, hand-carry Lego set, camping bag that consist of a Casio watch, Gundam action figure, two TLC shirts etc. In the end of the tragedy, he was only left with few coins in his pocket enough to make a call to his brother who brought him to lodge a police report. Robin said that the only thing he couldn’t bear to lose is his camping bag because it has accompanied him through many experience. He has got ‘kam cheng’ for his camping bag."
Robin said “Don’t let me see any Malay guy wearing TLC shirt! I would definitely ‘pok gao’ him!!!”

Please bear in mind that TLC shirts are only for AAV2 students. We designed it ourselves and we all have 3 shirts (showing T, L and C respectively). It’s not mass produced at all.
After he explained the scenario, I suggested that since he’s so unlucky, he should probably go and pray, which he intended to do so too! We went to a nearby temple and prayed sincerely for safety and good health.

Next day during lunch, Chin Chuan ate a not-so-satisfying roast duck, and he said there’s a stall in Petaling Street that serve really good salty roast duck! We’ve been talking about going to Petaling Street for beef noodles for many days, but tak jadi. After hearing about the roast duck, we were determined to make a trip there to cari makan!

Please note that people and time is an important factor in this blog. Day after, I suggested that we depart at 3pm. But Nicole said it looks like raining already, so better go earlier around 1.45pm. Vince & I waited at the bus stop at 1.45 but didn’t see their batang hidung at all. We saw CC, Rach & her brother, Hon & Nico 30 minutes later. And waited for Robin for another 8 minutes. So we ended up depart at 2.30pm. Remember... time is important here.

In the bus, Nicole said hakka mee in Petaling Street is yummy. So we say OK! Before cari makan, we accompany Hon to S&M to send his PSP charger for repair. We then go and fill our stomach with hakka mee and roast duck – which both are deliciously yummy! They all then suggest that I should blog about the yummy roast duck, they helped me by taking pictures of it etc. Luckily we sit and chat for awhile after eating.

Why we said lucky? Because if me, the cari makan kaki didn't insist to cari makan at Petaling Street, if CC and Rach didn't reco the roast duck, if Nicole didn’t suggest that we go earlier and recommend Hakka mee, if we didn’t do any waiting at the taxi stand, if we didn’t go over to S&M, if we didn’t sit around and chat after eating, we wouldn’t have bump into a Malay guy who is wearing ‘C’ of TLC shirt!!! Yes!!! Someone is wearing our class's TLC shirt and he's not from our class!!!

And nearby, there’s one guy who is carrying Robin’s camping bag who's just seated to have lunch!!! ROBIN NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE THE ROBBER AGAIN!!! People don’t get robbed and see the same robbers 3 days later in a different place, and recognized the robbers because they are wearing a ‘limited edition’ shirt like TLC!

The robbers are going different direction now. Robin was stunned at first because he don’t know what to do with the guy who’s wearing TLC shirt as he’s accompanied by another guy, and shocked by the guy who is carrying Robin’s unforgettable camping bag, he rushed towards the guy who carried the bag! He yelled to the rest of us about it and the guys went over to ‘kepung’ the robber! While the guy wearing TLC shirt managed to escape. How convenient as the robber is sitting down to have lunch, so it's easier to 'kepung' him! Robin saw his camping back, his Casio watch and his keychain inside the bag!

With all our might, we are not going to let him get away! Robin, Vince, Hon, CC and Rach’s bro continue to ‘kepung’ him, keeping him in a corner, they questioned him, call the police, and while waiting for the police, the hawkers are asking us what happened. Myself, Rach and Nico was standing abit further from the robber. I'm afraid that he might try to escape and with us there, we'll somehow slow down the guys. So me and Nico are responsible in contacting the police, which Robin is trying to do at the same time. Rachel on the other hand is repeating the story to the stalls owner. Some of them advised us to belasah the robber! But we did not. It’s kinda wasted that the other robbers managed to get away, especially the one wearing Robin’s TLC shirt!

Moment later, the local Petaling Street guys with walkie-talkie came to us (some call them gangster/ tai lou/ Ah Beng), but I call them hero of the day! Those Chinese heroes ‘kepung’ the robber and with just an announcement in their walkie-talkie, all the heroes in Chinatown came over to the lorong of hakka mee to help! They all arrived with a very fierce look, and with fist that are fully prepared for some punches! Before they could do anything to the robber, a young guy kept telling them "He didn't rob here! It happened at other place on last Sunday!". If this was not clarified, the robber will get hell of a beating!

The heroes firstly thought that the robber robbed us in Petaling Street, which would have been an on-the-spot-death-penalty if it is the case. Those heroes are the guardian of Petaling Street, they make sure that there’s no chaos in the Chinatown, either from the police, pickpockets, or people who create nuisance that will disrupt the business in Chinatown. If it happens, the villain is sure gonna get badly beaten and smashed up till their mummy couldn’t recognise them!

Most of the heroes have the common heroic look with their thick gold necklace, rings, piercing, tattoos with a sling bag, which I think contains ‘ka chang’ like knives and blades! Haha! They looked really like those samseng in Hong Kong movies. In fact, this whole scenario is just like a Hong Kong movie!

This is my first time seeing such scenario. In total, there are around 20 heroes surrounding the robber! Being in the victim side, we felt so safe and protected, and believe that the justice will prevail with their help. Most of them was very angry at first, thinking that “how dare you ‘kao kao chan’ in my territory!!!” and one hero said “you tak boleh cari makan di sini!!!”. The robber wasn’t very co-operative when the heroes questioned him about his crime partners. The climax of this was when a hero kicked hardly the robber on his chest which make the robber fall from his chair!!! Ouch!!! It sure is painful.. but padan muka!!! The other heroes stopped this chest kicking hero immediately. I was thinking.. The robbers never thought about the consequences when they rob Robin, so why care about their pain now?!! Should beat him up! And I don’t mind helping with the umbrella on my hand! Haha!!! Before I could continue fantasizing the pleasure of beating up the villain who hurt my friend, the hero already went off because he was not allowed to smash up that s*n of a b*tch!!! The robber only got 1 kick on his chest! So unfair!!!

Awhile later, the local police came. There were 2 of them in normal attire – no uniforms, no batch, no nothing. All they have is an attitude! One of them with misai, was very “yeng”. He looked serious, very silent, smoking his Dunhill. Just by waving his hand, the crowd disperse. All the heroes leave the matter to the law enforcement team. Robin told them that he made a police report last Sunday. Since the case has been documented, the police call for nearby police assistance. More police came over, and handcuffed the robber. It’s also my first time seeing a handcuff! And someone is being handcuffed right in front of me! We all then accompany Robin to the police station to report the incident.

Police were all amazed that Robin caught his own robber! Robin solved his own crime! The police officers were very thankful because Robin helped them solve this robbery case too – that might actually lead to many other cases reported. We have no idea how many people these robbers have robbed! Bunch of f*ckers! They mess with the wrong guy!!!

Imagine how lucky Robin is! He can get back his camping bag once the investigation is over. Although he still losses some of his possessions, but what the hell, he got back his precious camping bag! People don’t get their stuff after being robbed! Apatah lagi have the chance to bump into the robber and put the robber behind bars!!!

It’s one lucky day! Robin was so so so happy and delighted that he said the rest of our meals today are on him. Haha! He was soooo happy.. there’s no word to describe how happy he was.

I actually thought of taking pictures of all the heroes in action and during the police putting handcuff on the robber, it but am afraid that it would be illegal. All I have was photos of roast duck! So I leave this to the reader’s imagination.

Anybody who needs some pocket money, you may bring Robin to Genting. Because Robin shi hen lucky yi xia wor! Hahaha!!! The whole thing really looks like it has been written by Hong Kong director with the usual story line! But it's not, it happened right infront of us!

Now we are keeping our eyes opened for Malay guy who wears TLC shirt. They are staying nearby Kota Raya area. Hopefully these 3 robbers will be caught and punished by law!

Wow, this blog is damn blog. Take me 1 hour to finish writing it. But trust me, this blog is not enough to describe the whole thing! I think I missed out some points. Those who really want to know about this once-in-a-lifetime-blardey-lucky-experience, please browse thru Vince's detailed blog post. Click for Vince blog post on this matter

I was standing behind, so my perspective may not be as accurate as Vince's since he's standing just right beside the villian for the entire 'show'. I wish that I have a camcorder to record the whole thing. Then no need to explain until so long lah. Oh gosh.. Need to sleep already. Gotta wake up early tomorrow – going back to the temple and show gratitude for God’s blessing. God knows how Robin felt after losing his camping bag, and He gave us a chance to get it back. This time, I really believe that God hears prayers!

For those who don’t have any idea about my Bahasa Melayu, Mandarin & Cantonese jargons and lingos up there, I’ve prepared a glossary, but do remember that I’m not a good translator. *wink*

Glossary

Hen bu lucky yi xia wor – seems to be very unlucky
Pokgai – fall/ tripKam cheng –have feelings forPok gao – beat up
Tak jadi – never did
Cari makan – find food
Batang hidung – presence
Hakka mee – noodles prepared in Hakka style
Kepung – surroundBelasah – beat upLorong – back alley
Ka chang – equipmentKao kao chan – mess aroundYou tak boleh cari makan di sini - You robbers cannot do your thing here/ You cannot rob people in my territory!
Padan muka! – serve you right!
Misai – moustacheYeng – Cool/ stylish/ elegant/ heroic
Apatah lagi – What moreHen lucky yi xia wor –
seems to be very lucky



Wednesday, November 5, 2008


Latest news on the 6 fishes in the safe house

Unfortunately, the safe house isn’t that safe after all. The death toll of the fishes family is increasing, with the shocking murder of 1 more fish in the safe house - Speedy the black lighting tetra. Speedy swims like lightning! But it looks like he’s not going anywhere now. Fast and furious was his favorite movie and his favorite cartoon character is Speedy Gonzales. We are going to miss Speedy very much.

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New leads:- IT MUST BE A VIRUS!

Since Mr. Shitfish Sucker and Mr. Prawn Ripper and the gang are still in the jail, they are eliminated from the prime suspect list for the murder of Speedy.

The so called ‘water gone wicked’ shouldn’t be the killer. We placed the fishes in the safe house with new clean water. It should be something internal. Killer among themselves? Or they are down with diseases/ virus? SARS?!

Autopsy will be done by our fish expert Mr. Robinshern. Please rest assured that the press will be updated when the result of autopsy is out.

At the meantime, the remaining 5 fishes will be put in a extra safe care. Hopefully no more killing will be reported anytime soon!

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008


If Streamyx provides better service and coverage in Setapak area, I would be doing my thesis now! I need to online so badly to do my long and dreadful research (as claimed by Vince). But now, I can only enter sites like Blogspot and Friendster! Have not been checking my e-mails for weeks now… Sigh~

Birthday coming up soon. Don’t really like birthday ever since my 21st birthday celebration. It was the best, and the last party I’ll ever have. Am already too old to announce my age in a birthday party.

Talking about birthdays, people usually have their ‘birthday expectation’.

While counting down days to their birthday, silently inside them, they have questions such as “What will my parents give me this year? I just got my driving license, so a car perhaps?”.

Those in courting phase, or paktoh already, would be thinking “Will he get me the dress that I’ve been hinting him about?”.

All these questions running inside their mind are actually expectations! Sometimes these expectations lead to surprises, and sometimes disappointments. In my case, I just wish that I don’t have a birthday to celebrate. Cause I can’t help having expectations. Haha!

I just hope that this coming birthday I won’t have to be stranded at home, chatting with people in MSN (who don’t even bother to wish me happy birthday) while sadly gulping down a bowl of instant noodles which taste salty because I “kar liu” with my tears. Not that I have this moment before. It would be so pathetic.. just sucks!!!

I just want to have a simple dinner with my family, and I’m definitely expecting my siblings to get me something nice for once! Haha! Like a Canon IXUS 870 IS!!! Wahahahahaaa~ * grinning with an evil look on the face*

Still couldn’t get to sign in my MSN, Facebook, Yahoo! Mail and Hotmail! If the line didn’t get better tomorrow, all I’m going to do is to flood my blog with silly posts!

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Dirty jokes to share

**Those underaged, please scroll back up till you see the "close" tab and just wait for upcoming post. Haha!**


Question: Why sperm donation is more expensive rather than blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!



Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.


2 prostitutes (bitches) were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".
Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!!
Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!!


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Hey you! Below 15?! And still reads my blog after the warning?! You better learn to listen eh?!

English is language that is used widely. And it appears to be the most simple and convenient language to communicate. However, people who think that English is not simple enough, invented short forms.

Some of it in fact ease the SMS and MSN users. I don’t mind using btw” for “by the way”, “omg” and my all time favorite is “wtf”. It makes the rude expression of anger a more polite one. There are many more which I used quite often.

Minutes ago, my niece Rachel typed “idts” in our conversation box, and I asked “it’s a short form for?” She said “I don’t think so”. Okay…. the person who invented this short form is one lazy bump. Haha!

Sometimes using short form doesn’t give the same impact/ expression of what you want to convey. An example to portray this kecacatan in short form is “LOL”. As many know, it’s a short form for “laugh out loud”. Instead of using the common laughter expression of “HAHA”, people type “LOL” in SMS and MSN. Well... it's okay with me. All I have to do is imagine that they're laughing.

But the most funny part about “LOL” is that, there are people who actually pronounce it as if it’s a word in English! The scenario I encountered was.. I tell my friend a joke, and instead of him laughing HAHAHA… he said LOL!!! He actually said lol.

As far as I’m concern, there are no such word in dictionary. Well, maybe someone should start suggesting to insert lol in the dictionary as a word and define it as a new form of laughter to replace HAHA.


A short joke just for fun…

Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?

Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..

Suami : Buku apa?

Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..


My response towards the joke :-

So funny lah! LOL!!!




Creative message on T-shirts for amusement..

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Enjoy looking at it?! My favourite is the "The man; The legend".. Haha!

I have my own version of funny T-shirts too! I bought all of it from Bangkok. I save 1 for myself, 1 for Vince and another 1 for Robin. And we, the 3 officially declared sor h*iz decided to wear it together to college. Just another stupid idea to continue with our tradition. What Robin didn't know when he agreed to that idea was, I bought all 3 T-shirts with same color - bright chili red!

When me & Vince went to meet him in the taxi stand, it was already too late for him to back off from the plan. So he has got no choice but to go along with us. Getting out from a red taxi at the college bus stand, with 3 of us wearing bright chili red T-shirt, we felt a little bit of malu lah.. The color looked more outstanding because it's new! We first caught people attention by the bright color, they then observe the printed message on the shirts and then move to see the face of the person who is wearing the shirt! Malu lah when people start staring at us.. There's a moment when we really wanted to cover our face with whatever we have on our hands. But the only thing we could find was buns.. Haha!

But then it was okay when our classmates started to wonder and ask what it's all about. We gave different answers like "later got flash mob, you dunno meh?"... and "nolah, later go work.. this is uniform".. Some of them give us thumbs up!

It was a pretty lame, but still cool and fun idea. I glad we did it, because I'm sure there won't be anybody that will do this with me after college is over. Imagine 3 people wearing chili red T-shirt with obscene message printed on it, in an office! Cannot rite? ... this is a worth remembering prank we did (to ourselves... haha!). Really... no regrets! I had fun!!!



flashing off 'mob' while eating buns



this is one cocky coke!

People : Really ma? 7 inches?!!
Vince : Of course no la... fake one la! Coz mine is 8 inches leh!!!
Us : Swt.... - . - "'


Mine.. cool~ Haha!

We will keep the shirt for a more appropriate occasion. April Fool? Halloween? Since it's red, maybe I'll reserve it for Chinese New Year! Family and relatives jaw gonna drop open for sure!!! Wahahahahaa...




Monday, November 3, 2008

The first aquarium I have is a small little aquarium measured approximately 8" x 12" with 8" height. It's so small that I was able to place it beside my monitor. At that time, I already have around 9 fishes, and I extend the fishes family by adding a few 'red nose tetra'. The red nose tetra looks like an ordinary white small fish, except that its nose is red (not quite red when it's unhappy). So it's like an indication if they are happy in the aquarium. In my case, they are not happy at all! After 1 week time, they still look like ikan bilis, no sign of red nose popping up anytime soon. Robin bought the same fishes, and it looked like they bang their head repeatedly against the glass aquarium till it is swollen, red and bleed! That's how red it supposed to be! It's just amazing how nature can be..



The small mini aquarium given by Robin.


Looking at my unhappy and not so quite red nose tetra, I decided to give them away to Robin to live in a better place. And Robin agrees to adopt them. Haha! And yes indeed, it turned red immediately. It was because they are in a bigger space environment, with lesser family member to fight for food with.

Knowing tat my fishes is unhappy with the small aquarium, I upgraded it into a bigger one! This bigger aquarium measured 10" x 15" with 10" height! Fishes got more place to swim. Everything is cool, I get to add more wood, rumput rumpai and more fishes! All my fishes are finally happy. I even have a baby guppy! Before I can say that ‘they lived happily ever after’, there comes intruder inside the aquarium! It’s the snails! Although it cause no harm to my fishes, but I get so fed-up seeing them sticking on my beautiful clear transparent glass! Besides the snails, the aquarium started to crack. The crack just got bigger and bigger.


Bigger aquarium. No longer fits beside my monitor.


I have no choice but to change my aquarium. I wanted to buy the same one, which Chee Hon bought for RM18. It’s a good deal right? But instead of buying the same old aquarium, I bought a RM38 one. It looked nicer, a more ‘sophisticated’ place for my fishes. I bought more guppies and a Sakura to fill in the spaces. And in order to have them living in a clean environment, I seek for the service of a shitfish. I also bought 50cents of prawns to accompany my fishes. So there are total of 27 fishes in my aquarium.


Not done decorating the aquarium - without wood and rumput rumpai. But still alot nicer than the plain square glass aquarium.. kaka!


Unfortunately, 2 days after, my fishes started to die. In total, there’s 9 fishes that died out of unknown cause. Robin said that it might be the water. So we changed it. In the midst of changing it, we saw our shitfish chasing after some of the incompetent fishes, such as the slow moving red nose tetra, and the guppies that are always ‘selamba’. The shitfish chases them and sort of suck their body till the fishes unable to move! Fishes died few minutes after. So shitfish a killer fish?!! We were convinced that the shitfish is the killer of more than 9 victims. So we separated it and sentenced it to lifetime in jail!

Thinking that we found the killer, and the remaining fishes would be safe from this fish sucking maniac, I went back to Klang. Housemate call me few days later saying more fishes is dying. Vince came back and found out that the prawns is attacking the fishes! WAT THE F*CK?!! What is happening to my peaceful family?! Shitfish and prawns are going after all my cute fishes?! When I came back from Klang, all that's left in my aquarium is 6 innocent fishes struggling to live for another day.

Now at this point of time, I’m witnessing my shitfish munching on my dead blue guppy. Dahlah they die, sumore body kena makan by a fish that was supposed to survive by eating shit!!!

WAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

Which is the real killer?! Our primary suspects are Mr. Shitfish Sucker and Mr. Prawn Ripper and Gang.. or maybe it's the water got wicked?!! The investigation will go on, and it shall not stop till we find out who exactly kill all the fishes!!!



Devastated, no more semangat for my fishes. 6 remaining survivors are currently in custody - placed in a safe red pail. They will be back to their aquarium / crime scene when the cause of death of their 20 family members are determined.