I'm having a good friday... NOT!!!

This morning when I was driving to work, there's this one black Iswara aeroback behind me, sticking so near with my car, flashing his spotlights on me.. NOT realiasing it's a ONE LANE road and there is no point tailgating or flashing on me as I'm moving the same pace as the car infront of me!!! And we are not slow... we're just not in a F1 race speed.. Well, talk about stupid drivers..

This Iswara then rushed to another lane when we're moving towards a two lane road. This car then stick and flash on another car (Honda) on that particular lane he has just rushed into.. and this Honda driver moved on the left lane to make way for this Iswara.. and before the Iswara go speeding away, this Honda driver put his hands out and waving away as in scolding the Iswara driver.. Hmmm~ I'm not sure if I saw him pointing his middle finger.. I sure hope he did!!!

Upon reaching office, there's a road whereby all cars has got to slow down as the turning is very bumpy..driving fast would make you feel like you're on a roller coaster. Many drivers who have not used this road before, would jam brake as they cannot see the road infront of them (it's like a bump that land your car way down below). In this road, a Waja came rushing behind me.. and yeah, he tailgate so closely to my car like nobody business.. like.. practically GLUED.. can i see his face clearly from my mirror!!! I've got no choice but to go a little fast and change lane (with a lorry on that lane going slow).. When the Waja pass by my car.. He gave me a smirk.. Not that kind of showing-off-smirk, but it's a smile that made him look like he's grinning. I guess he's enjoying himself driving fast on this kind of road. Hope his car suspension go cuckoo later on!!!

When the road rage experience early in the morning seems to be enough for the day, I reached office and find my phone ringing. HARLOW.. it's not even 9.00a.m yet!!! Since that call.. my day have been miserable. I even dreamt about handling customers in my dream last night!!! Is it some sort of a sign??? ...that my Friday would sucks???!!!

I HATE U!!!

I seriously hate you..

If there is one wish granted.. I wish that you and your whole species to die and extinct forever!!!

You freaks me out..

You made me jump out of horror..

You gave me heart attack..

And you disgust me!!!

I seriously hate you!!!

Stupid lizards!!! Stop invading my house, my bathroom, my room.. and my office!!!

First incident, you dropped from the ceiling and landed on me..

Second incident, you blardey lousy lizard with your lousy grip on the wall, slipped down and landed on my pretty face!!! This is blardey gross man!!!

Third incident, you know I wouldn't take to take my shower whenever you, your family or friends is in the bathroom, but when you are in there, you refuse to get out!!! I kept 'shooshh' you away and yet you stubborn lizard stood still on the tiles!!! Mum came to help to halau you and you just ran away in between the doors!!! And you thought I wouldn't dare to squash you by closing the door?!!! ....on second thought, yes you are right.. I don't dare to. But even though when I tried to close the door a little bit to scare you away, you detach your tail!!!! And your detached tail just kept twitching by itself!!! OMG!!! You freaking disgusting creature freaks me out!!!!

And you even attacked me in my office!!! You knew that I'll be wiping my desk every morning.. and you.. you f*cking lizard hid behind my plant SURPRISED me when I remove my plant to wipe my desk!!! You jumped on my desk, gave me a scare and escape!!! You coward!!!!!!!!!!

Oct updates

Hi Blogspot! :P

It has been awhile...I almost forgotten my password to sign in to my own blog!!!

I guess my writing/blogging skill is kinda rusty now.. Finding it hard to start off with my intro or suitable words to continue writing.. Gosh..

Ever since my life changed course, things seems to be very uncertain. Despite having a job now, I still feel like I've not settled down yet, as in.. still feels uncertain. Is this not the right thing for me?

I do hope I have more things to blog about in the future. Life has been pretty boring recently, work, FB, yoga, yam cha and it repeats for the entire week.. and months now.

Kind of miss college life.. Ideas came running to me while hanging out and chatting with my funny classmates. I miss all of you buddies!!!

Gotta get back to work. Till I find time and mood to blog again.. adios!

1 line humour

1 line humour

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway..

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22]
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

I wonder how.. I wonder why..

Wonder why I have all those quotes filling up my blog spaces?

I just need to be reminded...

I need self brain wash...

I need to feel better...

I'm worried, in trouble, and needed advice...

Those quotes are all I have...