Saturday, October 29, 2011

This is hillarious and it is driving me nuts!!! ;)

Wuuu.. so true! This I like!
Same as the old saying...
"U treat me good, I treat u good, u treat me bad, I treat u bad"

"If I say what I think, I'm a bitch. If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I care!"

"People's bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone."

Friday, October 28, 2011

The unexpected happened again.

Let me put it in point form for better understanding..

  • I have called my colleague (site supervisor) number for like hundred of times per day for the past one year. So eventually my fingers would be pressing his number automatically whenever I need to call him..

  • And so after a one week holiday, here I am back at work.

  • Need to follow-up some cases and so the most natural thing to do, dial his number.

  • Called few times no answer. Thinking "this guy must be sleeping at site!"

  • Called again and find it weird coz someone picked up the phone saying "Harlow" but doesn't sound like him.

  • Dial the same number again and realized "OMG THIS IS NOT HIS NUMBER!!!" and hang up quickly.

  • Sat still and think why did I press this number so casually / automatically for so many times?? Thinking if I know this number? Hmmmm....

  • Finally realized that the number I've been dialing belonged to my ex-bf!!! Someone whom I have broken up with for 6 years and have not been in touch ever since!!!

I realized this is not the first time of me calling him. It happened a few times where my finger would automatically dial his number UNCONSCIOUSLY although my mind was thinking about calling someone else!!! Guess somewhere somehow the thought of him stick in my subconscious mind due to the pain he had given me in our past relationship.

Just wanted to blog about it to release what is in my mind. Better voice it out than keeping it in my heart. Do not want anything no matter how small or tiny is it, to be related with him in my heart.

(Kind of emo doubting if I have moved on)

Sorry for this post for those who love and care for me.
Wah-lau!!! What can I say?!! This speaks my mind!!!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

And there are also quotes to console myself when I'm depressed....

These funny quotes really made my day! :)

Scrolling thru some quotes in one of the FB pages and I laugh out loud reading these..
No matter how emotional someone be, they can still be humorous and creative to come out with these!!!


Thursday, October 20, 2011

I was challenging myself when I agreed to join my colleagues for paintball tournament this year. I'm a member in SSRC (Setia Sports & Recreational Club) and joined my team from Setia Eco Park. These bunch of players are REALLY GOOD and to prove it, they gotten champion last year against many other strong headed team! ....and this year they asked me to joim them??!!!

So yeah I agreed to give it a try! Second time for me but I'm up to a few game of pain!

Played a total of 5 games, got shot a few times and YEAH WE HOLD THE CHAMPIONSHIP again this year!

I was in the same team as all the pro player and am just glad that I did not slow them down in any way.

Some photos to share...

Team PSYCO with their gold medal

Team Killer Factory on second placing

Team Jauh Dari Selatan with bronze medal

Still bearing the pain of the 'souvenirs' given by the opponent team to me!

The biggest souvenir just below my armpit! Damn it for limiting my flexibility to move my arm around! Haha!

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Some quotes to share.. there are some that made really good sense while some plain funny!! lurve-it~~~

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Dear you,

Please enlighten me what have I ever done to you..

Please tell me if I ever did you wrong..

Please tell me if I ever ill-treated you..

Please tell me if I am ever a bad person to you..

If yes, please elaborate..

If you can't find anything of the above about me, please take me as a human being who have feelings!

And stop taking my silence as a sign of weakness and defeat coz I am just trying to tolerate! Don't step on my head coz one day I will ROAR!!!

Sekian terima kasih!

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I hope I could be a better person.

I wish I could be better to my loved ones.

Not for those who hates me, despise me, condemn me, ignores me, or whoever bastards or bitches I call them. Coz who cares about them? They are nothin but ruining my lives! So fuck them!

I will be better for my family, friends and loved ones. Coz only them matters to my life, how pathetic it may be.

In grumbling mood thanks to beer.

Happy Oktoberfest!

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Note to myself

Yesterday I was pretty bored and started to browse thru my blog post, particularly the 'Travel' section.

I was so freaking glad that the Joyce few years ago was actually quite hardworking in putting in minor details of her holiday in Bangkok with Alicia, bernard & Teck Sheng. It was a very memorable holiday and one that should be remembered for a long time. I totally forgotten about the trip, the places that I have been to, and all the good food we have tried. And thanks to the blog, my memories are now refreshed!

Thank you to the once hardworking Joyce
and a
BIG BOO to the lazy Joyce now!!!


I, Joyce Yap, hereby vow to blog about all my previous and future holiday as precise as I could. Those long boring blogs are definitely not for reading pleasure, but are mainly to serve as a diary for me to remember on what I have forgotten or may forget soon.


It is known to everyone that I have short-term memory loss and I'm not good at remembering details. Hopefully by blogging it, the memories would stay with me forever.

Jia yu Joyce!!! Don't be lazy yah!!! --> Note and also motivation to myself! *wink*

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Did not get to any Oktoberfest 2011 yet, but let me do Oktoberpost as I have not posted anything for this month! Keke...

** Beef noodles @ Lai Foong Kopitiam in Petaling Street **

Located at Jalan Tun H.S Lee, K.L and conveniently just beside Petaling Street, this place have been a favourite beef noodles destination for me and my dad! Dad has been a frequent patron ever since he was a young man, and I continued this "tradition" of following him there since I was a young girl.

(photo taken from

(photo taken by Joyce Yap)

The thick and flavourful beef noodles are the best in Malaysia! I especially like the stomach part.. Yummmyliciousss!!!

(dry kuey teow with beef balls)

I prefer the soup noodles with all the cow spare parts...

** Molly **

Vince adopted a puppy for Jebsen because Toro (his pet dog) died few weeks ago. Molly is the adopted puppy who had stayed with us for 1 night before we surprised Jebsen with it. And the one night of having Molly around was chaotic! Can't stand her whining when we left her outside for the night.. Just a 3-months puppy can melt your heart just by whining... seriously!

I was down with cough and flu at that time but this puppy cheered me up and having Molly around is better than any medication a doctor could prescribed to me! :)

Molly climbing up on me to kiss / lick me.. muax!

Molly just resting on my lap

Looking pale and sick but Molly is the centre of attention in all the photos! :)

** In Perfect Harmony **

SP Setia is the Gold Sponsor for a musical by Dama Orchestra. This musical bring us back to the 70's and the songs that are popular back then, and until now.

Knowing that Zainal Abidin would be the special guest, I just could not help myself but to rush for it!

It is a 2 hours 30 minutes show and every penny spent on the ticket (RM153) is worth while! Patrick Teoh ( is the narrator while Douglas Lim played the D.J.

Every single song that was sung in this musical could relate to my childhood (or even my parents), and I actually prefer the first and second act where they sing Dancing Queen by the legendary ABBA, Staying Alive/Night Fever/Tragedy by Bee Gees, That's What Friends Are For (one of my favourite song) and whole lot of MJ's song like We Are The World, Thriller, Beat It, Black and White and Heal The World

My leg was shaking the entire performance, and if I could, I wanted to stand up to sing aloud and dance with them!

The third act compromises more contemporary songs from Boyzone, Avril Lavigne, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga's song. It was fun to watch, but I would prefer more oldies actually.

And Zainal Abidin really WOW-ed me with his powerful voice! He may be older now, but his voice is still as powerful as when I listened to it when I was young! I just love 'Hijau' and really admire him for expressing his grieve and thoughts about our earth and environment through his song. He also sang P. Ramlee's Getaran Jiwa and the song where he sang with Sheila Majid Ikhlas Tapi Jauh.

And I had the time of my life when I get to take a photo with this iconic singer. Although he is an international artist, but he is very humble and down to earth. Truly loves him.... :)

With my idol who sang Hijau, I hereby present Zainal Abidin!!! I am still in disbelief looking at this photo.

** Hanoi - Halong - Sapa - Tam Coc **

The last thing on my post is.... I WILL BE HEADING TO VIETNAM NEXT WEEK!!!

Hip hip horray!!! Look out for my next post as I may be posting lotsa incredible places and yummylicious food from Vietnam!

And when I'm back, I hope anybody would be kind enough to date me for Oktoberfest! I'm hungry for some beer!!!