Friday, December 7, 2012

Lady : Do you smoke?

Man : Yes

Lady : How many packs a day?

Man : 3 packs

Lady : How much per pack?

Man : $10.00

Lady : And how long have you been smoking?

Man : 15 years

Lady : So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man : Correct

Lady : If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man : Correct

Lady : Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man : Do you smoke?

Lady : No

Man : Where is your fucking Ferrari then?

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