Funnies : DO YOU SMOKE?

Lady : Do you smoke?


Man : Yes


Lady : How many packs a day?


Man : 3 packs


Lady : How much per pack?


Man : $10.00


Lady : And how long have you been smoking?


Man : 15 years


Lady : So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?


Man : Correct


Lady : If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?


Man : Correct


Lady : Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?


Man : Do you smoke?


Lady : No


Man : Where is your fucking Ferrari then?