Did I tell you how much I love my e-journal? Well, I'm telling you now.. I'm Lovin' It!!!

I don't have much money so spend, but I spent every cent I have.

Despite the pile of assignments on my desk, I still couldn’t find the mood to actually get myself started.

All I want is LET’S HAVE FUN.. yeah~ I go out for movies, enjoy the whole day just hanging around talking nonsense, find nice places to dine, play pool, but at the end of the day, looking at my purse and my unattended assignments, I regretted. But ironically, I did the same thing the day after. Haha~

Went to KLCC to see Red Cliff. Not my type of genre. But the sor haiZ said that it’s a very nice movie – so I tagged along (mostly because Takeshi is in the movie).

First of all, I don’t understand Mandarin very well, not to mention the typical Mandarin with China slang. So I read the subtitle throughout the whole movie – NOT ENJOYABLE.

Secondly, I don’t know anything about China history. So I don’t know who is Zhu Ge Liang and other cast, and what they did for China – NOT ENJOYABLE.

Thirdly, the ‘ta ta sat sat’ (beat beat kill kill) type of movie is scary to see. I closed my eyes most of the time. Especially when the good guys are beaten and killed brutally (usually in a very slow movement to make audience feel tense). So sad and scary at the same time – NOT ENJOYABLE.

Lastly, although I'm impressed by the strategy used, but I can't help thinking they are copying it from The 300 Sportans. :P

But for those fancy China history and like war type of movie – then this movie is for you.

Vince and I kept making fun of the movie's name. We the bananas, are confused. Zhe bian? Da bian? Bian bi? And Robin kept telling us "Zhe bi!!!". Okaayyy... we still don't get it.

As usual, Robin and Vince head for a great time, great taste - at McDonald. They then escorted me to Sakae Sushi. Better pricing compared to Sushi King and Genki Sushi. Especially the octopus, banyak ekor.. very worthy – only RM5.90 per place. I ordered bento set of teriyaki salmon – so so only. Quality wise – the usual Sushi King and Genki Sushi is doing a little bit better.

Pictures taken by Robin with his camera.. not bad eh? Everything look so delicious~

We then... went to Watson and bought a lot of chocolates!!! RM50 worth of chocolates!!! And 3 toothbrush. We realized that after eating sweet stuff, it is also wise to clean our teeth.. so that we’ll still have teeth to eat more chocolates in the future!!!

Vince and Robin ate a few chocolate bars before this picture was taken. Look at the GIANT Chocky stick!!!

Played few rounds of 9-Ball. Robin won. His score is unbeatable. 5-1-1. That’s why he’s our pool si-fu and not the other way around.

Too short.. gota sit on the pool table.. swt~

Nice camera angle.. Robin looked so pro!

Lu mau aim mana satu? Hitam ka.. pink ka?

I'm so broke.. Ishhhhh...

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reviews

The only thing that I have mood doing right now is to write. Just write about silly lame stuff.. what to do. This is the only platform for me to rant all I want. Nobody would want to listen to me and all my silly thoughts, and definitely nobody is going to read this blog of mine. But just by jotting it down here.. My brain won't be so conjested! Kekeke~ I lurve this diary!!!


By the way, if there are any readers our there who so coincidentally reading my blog, please bear with my bad command of English and grammar mistakes. I never do well in English papers. I still couldn't differentiate 'drink' and 'drunk' (woopsss.. there are differences). I mean.. difference of give and gave, those sort of things. When I type, I just directly translate whatever in my mind into writting. And sometimes I had a hard time finding the right words. How I wish my English is as good as other bloggers.. Shame on me~


Got many things to write.. about me cooking yummy spaghetti, baking a so-so cheese pie, that surprisingly still manage to get a few compliments. After all the hard work, I deserve some compliments laaa... Kekeke~


Also wanted to write about a few movies I watched recently..


Watched Kungfu Panda with the sor haiZ - not bad at all, some part are really farnieee. Looking forward to see Cantonese version as recommended by many other friends, they said Cantonese version is more funny than English ones, true ah???




Watched Wanted with parents - so fake lah the stunt.. the guy who jumped from one building to another and still manage to score a few hits chun chun on the target? So fake! And Angelina Jolie looked so skinny and old. Not a very nice movie to watch... Both dad and mak-ee geleng kepala after the movie.




The Dark Knight..

Fuiyooo... very chun!!! Heath Ledger performance was superb!!! He made The Joker alive!!! I lurve his performance even more than Batman himself. Too bad Ledger wouldn't be around to see the success of his movie. I bet he will be nominated or even win the Academy Award as Joker.


He's an amazing actor! Who can ever forget his performance in Brokeback Mountain! This time, he has done so much in order to 'menjiwai watak The Joker'. He isolated himself for 1 month just to feel this confused, chilling character! The intensity he would have to bear just to be closer with The Joker. And all these are possible causes to his death. Pity him...


This movie is a HIT!!! YEAHHH!!! I know I should be talking more about Batman (played by Christian Bale). I like his performance in The Prestige though. For this movie, Bale is kinda dull.. and The Joker had him overshadowed!!! He stole the show! He really does! Heath Ledger.. I salute u!





The Joker : Whyyy soooo serioussss....???


Heath Ledger - died during post production of The Dark Knight
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Taken from Daily News
Heath Ledger thought landing the demanding role of the Joker was a dream come true - but now some think it was a nightmare that led to his tragic death.

Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn't consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead.

"Well," Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, "I warned him."

Though the remark was ambiguous, there's no question the role in the movie earmarked as this summer's blockbuster took a frightening toll.

Ledger recently told reporters he "slept an average of two hours a night" while playing "a psychopathic, mass-murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy ...

I couldn't stop thinking. My body was exhausted, and my mind was still going."
Prescription drugs didn't help, he said. "


Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in the 1989 'Batman' movie, says he warned Heath Ledger about the part.

Eerie uh?
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Gosh.. I'm so doomed!!! Mid term tomorrow lah Joyce. What is happening to you? Non-stop blogging?!! Nonsense!!! You better start flipping your notes now!!! It's already 12am!!!

Wat the...!!!


I have a confession. I realised that I'm getting lazier by day. Would prefer not to think, not to do anything, not to care or bother about anything at all. The Joyce I was is responsible to herself. She play hard, but she is serious when she needed to. She remembered her purpose of quitting her job.
The Joyce now.. I really don't know what happened. What hit me? Was torn apart by recent incidents, but it's not a big deal till I would have to torture myself. Just couldn't find the mood to care about anything recently. Need help...
People was wondering how come I got time to cook and bake. The answer : Coz I stopped doing my reports, my assignments, and whatever necessary for me to get me to U.K!!! Shit lo shit lo... Kelv is right. I've changed!!!

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Now I learn my ABC...

This is my new ABC. And it stands for my health problems, from A right down to I... how fragile can someone be? I'm as fragile as a toufuuuuu...


A for Anemia
- It is when red blood cell count is lesser than normal, in my case simply means lack of blood. And I have very low blood pressure and low sugar level. If anyone see me almost fainting, please sumbat a sweet inside my mouth. This will make my sugar level raise abit.


B for Bronchitis / Breathing problem
- It is a lung disease, luckily mine is not serious at all. Doctor called it mild bronchitis since it is more to breathing problem. I only have breathing difficulty once awhile and is usually when it comes to be near to smoking environment, I just felt like my lung are closed and I'm gasping hard for air. So I can't be anywhere near clubbing places, or people who are smoking. Another thing that cause problem in breathing - when I cry. I couldn't breathe at all if I cry until very gao lat. Feel like dying.. I usually hold on to Vince and start calming down myself to catch some air.


C for Contact dermatitis
- This is a skin allergy and it is caused by direct contact with household cleaners, dish detergents and soaps - that is why I cannot wash any clothes and dishes, and I can only use certain type of soaps. Otherwise, my skin will start to itch, crack and bleed!!!


D for Depression
- Depression is an illness that causes a person to feel sad and hopeless most of the time. And it runs in the family. I felt sad about small little things, not that I want to, but I just do. So I think about alot of things, I get sad easily, and I cry even more easily. The word 'ham pao' suits me! I'm depressed, not crazy. But I'm feeling better now, by doing things I like to distract myself.


E for Eczema
- Another type of skin allergy that I have. Eczema is an inflammation of skin that causes redness, itching and dryness, crusting, flaking, blistering, cracking, oozing, or bleeding. Ouch!!! Scary uh? Can imagine my whole body full of red patches and rashes. Yeeee...


F for F...
- For now.. I couldn't find anything wrong with me that starts with F....


G for Gastric
- Everyone understand what this means. So I cannot tahan lapar, otherwise my whole stomach will cramp and I'll burst out crying!!!


H for Headache
- What else? The pain in the head! For me, it caused by hotness (yea I'm hot!), tension and migraine.


I for Insomia
- Couldn't sleep. Sometimes think too much during bed time. Amazingly, I can do maths when I'm 'asleep'!!! And it's accurate!!! Hell yeah... I can think pretty rational when I'm sleeping. My brain kept working and working, turning and turning, and when I woke up in the morning, I felt like I didn't sleep at all. Never had a good nite sleep before.. wonder how to?


... Vince reminded me that I have a disease starting with F.

Harsh, but true.

I'm 'F**king lazy'!!!

So there.. I present you my new definition of A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H and I~
It made me look so problematic, so weak.. so.. iiisssshhhh...


I'm having 2 midterm papers for tomorrow and yet I'm sitting infront of my PC blogging about ABC?!! No mood to study. No mood to do assignment. Can I just laze around till exam time?


I'm so dead for tomorrow's paper. Why? Again because I'm f**king lazy!!! Only attended 2 Moral lecture so far (1st lecture class and second time is during 1st mid-term). As for Corporate Comm, I attended only 3 lecture class so far. And always ended up staring at the lecturer (because he talk so loud!) with my mind wandering around - sometimes thinking about brand names..


Brand name is a famous game in lecture hall, initiated by Vince and Robin. Our active participants/ challengers are Raymond, Chun Min and Mei Kun. So I have no idea at all what is being taught in Moral and Corp Comm classes!!! So dead... like ba kua.. dead meat!!!


Life full with assignments and midterms is so sieeennnnn.... ahhhhh...

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My speech

Wow wow wow~

First of all, I would like to thank my parents. Without them, I wouldn't be here today...

I also want to thank Vince for his support all these while..

And I want to thank Robin my buddy for his encouragement..

Also my best friends Alicia and ET.. who has never gave up on me no matter how devastated I got some times..

But most of all... I want to thank the 'creator' who put so much effort in building up 'my character' in these past few months. And made me an overnight superstar. It was a very interesting character created for me, one that I never thought would fit my personality. The character I was given to was boosy, cruel, inconsiderate, irrational, selfish, unfriendly, in short, a fucked up bitch... Wow.. I just lllluurrvveeee the idea of it.. I'm so honoured to play this character in your pathetic and imaginary life.

Those that have not heard anything about the 'new' me, you can imagine by using the combination of the worst value in all the below characters, total it up, and that's me! Cool uh!!!

Cruella from the 101 Dalmation- obviously, I'm as cruel as Cruella.. and you see her lan si face? Fuiyoo.. manyak action. So that include me too...


Wicked Queen (Snow White step-mother) - Yep, I'm as wicked as her, boosy too, always fighting to be the 'fairest of all'.


Grumpy the dwarf - And hell yeah, I'm so grumpy that I scare everyone off with my unfriendly attitude..



And who will ever forget the big bully Giant from Doraemon? That's one of my imaginary characteristic too..


Thank you all once again for your support, and I hope to win many more award soon, maybe for a far more worst character. It's so much fun~ Thank you~ Thank you~
*applause*applause*applause*

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Clarification:-

Things has gone too far and I need to say this. I don't expect people to understand me, but the least I hope for, is for you all to put me on an equal footing for a fair trial before start to judge me and convict me a death penalty before I could even say a word. Please do not judge me if you don't even know me. Especially judgement that came from gossips and rumours.

I quit my 5-years job to study in order to gain more knowledge and most importantly, qualification for a brighter future. A 25 years old person don't come all this way to play politics or play 'friend friend' like primary school children. I just want to get my papers, if possible, make good friends along the way, and to go back to my dear family in one piece. Simple principle "you don't step on my tail, I don't step on yours". And we shall live happily ever after like fairy tales. Haha.. Hope you would be able to comprehend. Xie xie~
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I smell something fishy...

So emo.. My days are filled with assignments.. more and more assignments!!!

I miss my home sweet home..

I miss my dear parents..

I miss my kacau bilau punya siblings especially my dear sis..

I miss my lovely and playful nieces and nephew..

...and I miss my mum superlicious home food!!!

Have not been home for a month now..


Living in a very techy and electronic world.. the whole environment and atmosphere is so.. electronic and digital. I couldn't live without my handphone, and there isn't a day where I didn't connect myself with my PC. In fact, I spent most of my time staring at my PC.


My everyday life only involves going to college by vehicles that contributes to air pollution, writing notes, listening to lectures, coming back for assignments, study, eating out, and my only view is - my desk! A stupid dumb-ass PC that work as slow as a tortoise, a keyboard, a mouse, a webcam, speaker, poker cards, notes, pencil box etc. That's my routine.


All these made me feel like I've lost connection with the nature.. Sometimes I want to run naked and freely like Adam and Eve. Hahaha...


Since I couldn't get out from hustle and bustle of life, I made a decision to.. be a nun!!!

Errr.. Not really.. I still want to enjoy eating alot of bak kut teh..


The first step into getting me to feel more closer to the nature is... to have something green at the place I spent most of my time at - my desk. Went to Carrefour the other day to look for some mini size plants. Cactus looked scary, and other plants looked like they are dying already. Then I thought "Hey... why not I buy tortoise or fish? It should be fun...". Then Robin warned me that tortoise bites! And when it bites, it will never let go and you'll be shouting like hell the the moon comes out (claimed by people who is superstitious). I almost dropped of my plan.. till today..


Remarkably.. Robin surprised Vince and me by coming to our house with fishes and other equipment which he bought from a shop, which is very far, and which he walked to. Where to find this type of friend? Right? He bought 5 guppies and 6 cardinal tetra (commonly known as lighting fish because they have a striking iridescent line on their body). We then accompanied him to buy his fishes.. he bought fishes and many many many tiny prawns. Robin has got 3 times more prawns than the fishes in his aquariums! They are so cute.. and I like to look at them more than the fishes actually.


Robin's aquarium was very nicely decorated. And me as first timer, didn't do very well in aquarium's interior design. These are the pictures taken, judge for yourself~



Robin's - Bigger aquarium, more rumput rumpai, more space.. and definitely more prawns! hahaha~

Robin's - Yellow lighting - nice uh?

Mine - smaller aquarium, after 2 rumput rumpai, the fishes are already giving me the look telling "cik.. no more space for us to swim lah..."


Mine - white LED lighting - not so nice, but the shop only got this type of lighting
I feel so much better now.. water - fishes - rumput rumpai - stones - ya, I can live with it. Now I'm balanced : right side - the digital world, stress stress stress!!! ; left side - shu fook sai... nature..... Hahaha~



After a tiring day putting up 2 aquariums, we reward ourselves with durians!!!... and self-made root beer with vanila ice-cream!!! Which made Robin purge *wooppssss*

A friend in need, is a friend in deed. Our friendship with Robin assures me that friendship do exist. One that involves care, honesty and respect!

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Our night out and the kitty cat..

Went for pool *again* with Vince & friends yesterday. Few rounds of pool and fusball.

We had a friendly pool match..
Semi final - Robin vs Zeng Zi (Robin won)Semi final - Vince vs Jebsen (Vince won)Final - Robin vs Vince (VINCE IS THE WINNER!!!)

And Joyce is their only spectator.. kekeke~



Robin, Vince, Jebsen and Zeng Zi


Robin : "NOOoo!!! My PRECIOUS!!!"

Advertising vs Accounts (Result - DRAW!)

We then went for supper at Danau Kota.

After finishing our hokkien mee and Cantonese char, we headed back. While Jebsen reverse his car, we saw a kitten laying on the road just beside his car. The kitten got hit by a car, but is still alive, although it lay motionless, its body is still twitching. Just like how those kungku movies, before the warrior die and let go of their last breath, they twitched once of twice before they die. This kitten.. was twitching. We wouldn't want to see the kitten being run across by cars till it's flat and dead like other animals we saw on the road. So Zeng Zi went down from the car and carry the kitten to the other side of the road, on the grass. But that time, the kitten already 'vomitted blood' and died. At least.. it died in a good way right? Rather than leaving the kitten on the road and crushed by incoming cars, having its guts coming out from its dead body, and spilled all over the road. Once Zeng Zi removed the kitten and pronounced it dead, we all went silent in the car. I don't know why but I felt the tense and sorrow, it's the 1st time I saw something died infront of me. So pity.. so sorrowful.. The whole atmosphere went so... so... quiet... as if we were all grieving for the dead kitten. May the kitty rest in peace... And hopefully when the kitty reincarnate, she'll be equipped with a better road crossing skill.

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Just the 3 of us...

Me, Vince & Robin have been spending alot of time together recently. From morning till midnight mostly. What we do when we are together? We do whatever silly stuffs we can think of. That's when we started to call ourselves 'the 3 sor haiZ'..


Stuff we did..

1) Draw nude stuff on hands of ones who drawn the chosen poker card. Ended up I got a picture of a penis on my hand! While Vince got a full naked woman drawing on his hand, thanks to me. Robin was lucky that day.

2) We got bored - buy sebijik watermelon - Robin ate 1/4, I force myself to finish another 1/4 while Vince struggled with 1/2 (he convinced us that he can finish it). Ever heard of people who got bored with life and stuffed themselves with watermelon just to feel better? We did! And I got stomachache eversince! We kept laughing at what we did that day.. Kekeke~ We laughed till we had to slap each other so that we can stop laughing (okaayy.. this is untrue, but the watermelon part is definitely true)

3) We played game, and the punishment for the loser is - to prank call people in our contact list. Robin pranked call 3 people at around 1am for losing the game.


4 )Usually we will meet up for dinner and talk crap all night till yam cha time. Although we get to see each other everyday, there's still so much crap to talk about. Like.. guessing who will be the last to survive if all of our classmates were stucked inside Carrefour, and outside the building is full with zombies. All these stupid imagination really makes us laugh!

5) Using Tarot cards to play/ predict some stupid stuff.. like asking what will happen to 3 of us if we continue to be so mou liu. The answer was.. this Tarot card.. hell it was so ACCURATE!!!


The answer was obvious, we will be happily ever after.. just the 3 of us~
Can you imagine? In all the 78 cards of the Tarot deck, I got this card to represent 3 of us?!! Damn... We were all speechless and stunned!


About The 3 Sor Haiz..
Vince sor hai-ness has come to a level of "godlike'. So we shall call him GODLIKE SOR HAI because he's the one who came out with all those stupid things to do.




Robin is the ULTIMATE SOR HAI as he's more than happy to play along with whatever proposed game by Vince. The most funny thing about him is when he act as "ah kua".. very miang type.. definitely makes us laugh non-stop.




And me... hmmm... I'm the POTENTIAL SOR HAI. The more I join them, the more crazy I get. I can get pretty sor hai sometimes when I talk dirty (still under the influence of ah-pek Hang). Those who thought I'm nerdy-book worm-stay at home just to read all those boring textbook-type, I can tell you all you're wrong! Muahahaha..

Cheezzzee! Happy to be in the sor hai's association~

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