Thursday, October 27, 2011

And there are also quotes to console myself when I'm depressed....

These funny quotes really made my day! :)
























Scrolling thru some quotes in one of the FB pages and I laugh out loud reading these..
No matter how emotional someone be, they can still be humorous and creative to come out with these!!!

Hahahaaaa...












Thursday, October 20, 2011

I was challenging myself when I agreed to join my colleagues for paintball tournament this year. I'm a member in SSRC (Setia Sports & Recreational Club) and joined my team from Setia Eco Park. These bunch of players are REALLY GOOD and to prove it, they gotten champion last year against many other strong headed team! ....and this year they asked me to joim them??!!!

So yeah I agreed to give it a try! Second time for me but I'm up to a few game of pain!

Played a total of 5 games, got shot a few times and YEAH WE HOLD THE CHAMPIONSHIP again this year!

I was in the same team as all the pro player and am just glad that I did not slow them down in any way.

Some photos to share...





Team PSYCO with their gold medal







Team Killer Factory on second placing





Team Jauh Dari Selatan with bronze medal


Still bearing the pain of the 'souvenirs' given by the opponent team to me!





The biggest souvenir just below my armpit! Damn it for limiting my flexibility to move my arm around! Haha!


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Monday, October 17, 2011


Some quotes to share.. there are some that made really good sense while some plain funny!! lurve-it~~~


I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.


Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.


The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"


If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!


Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.


Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.


Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio


...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Dear you,

Please enlighten me what have I ever done to you..

Please tell me if I ever did you wrong..

Please tell me if I ever ill-treated you..

Please tell me if I am ever a bad person to you..

If yes, please elaborate..

If you can't find anything of the above about me, please take me as a human being who have feelings!

And stop taking my silence as a sign of weakness and defeat coz I am just trying to tolerate! Don't step on my head coz one day I will ROAR!!!

Sekian terima kasih!


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I hope I could be a better person.

I wish I could be better to my loved ones.

Not for those who hates me, despise me, condemn me, ignores me, or whoever bastards or bitches I call them. Coz who cares about them? They are nothin but ruining my lives! So fuck them!

I will be better for my family, friends and loved ones. Coz only them matters to my life, how pathetic it may be.

In grumbling mood thanks to beer.

Happy Oktoberfest!



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Note to myself

Yesterday I was pretty bored and started to browse thru my blog post, particularly the 'Travel' section.

I was so freaking glad that the Joyce few years ago was actually quite hardworking in putting in minor details of her holiday in Bangkok with Alicia, bernard & Teck Sheng. It was a very memorable holiday and one that should be remembered for a long time. I totally forgotten about the trip, the places that I have been to, and all the good food we have tried. And thanks to the blog, my memories are now refreshed!

Thank you to the once hardworking Joyce
and a
BIG BOO to the lazy Joyce now!!!


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I, Joyce Yap, hereby vow to blog about all my previous and future holiday as precise as I could. Those long boring blogs are definitely not for reading pleasure, but are mainly to serve as a diary for me to remember on what I have forgotten or may forget soon.


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It is known to everyone that I have short-term memory loss and I'm not good at remembering details. Hopefully by blogging it, the memories would stay with me forever.


Jia yu Joyce!!! Don't be lazy yah!!! --> Note and also motivation to myself! *wink*


Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Did not get to any Oktoberfest 2011 yet, but let me do Oktoberpost as I have not posted anything for this month! Keke...


** Beef noodles @ Lai Foong Kopitiam in Petaling Street **

Located at Jalan Tun H.S Lee, K.L and conveniently just beside Petaling Street, this place have been a favourite beef noodles destination for me and my dad! Dad has been a frequent patron ever since he was a young man, and I continued this "tradition" of following him there since I was a young girl.

(photo taken from google.com)

(photo taken by Joyce Yap)

The thick and flavourful beef noodles are the best in Malaysia! I especially like the stomach part.. Yummmyliciousss!!!

(dry kuey teow with beef balls)


I prefer the soup noodles with all the cow spare parts...


** Molly **

Vince adopted a puppy for Jebsen because Toro (his pet dog) died few weeks ago. Molly is the adopted puppy who had stayed with us for 1 night before we surprised Jebsen with it. And the one night of having Molly around was chaotic! Can't stand her whining when we left her outside for the night.. Just a 3-months puppy can melt your heart just by whining... seriously!

I was down with cough and flu at that time but this puppy cheered me up and having Molly around is better than any medication a doctor could prescribed to me! :)


Molly climbing up on me to kiss / lick me.. muax!



Molly just resting on my lap


Looking pale and sick but Molly is the centre of attention in all the photos! :)


** In Perfect Harmony **

SP Setia is the Gold Sponsor for a musical by Dama Orchestra. This musical bring us back to the 70's and the songs that are popular back then, and until now.



Knowing that Zainal Abidin would be the special guest, I just could not help myself but to rush for it!

It is a 2 hours 30 minutes show and every penny spent on the ticket (RM153) is worth while! Patrick Teoh (www.niamah.com) is the narrator while Douglas Lim played the D.J.

Every single song that was sung in this musical could relate to my childhood (or even my parents), and I actually prefer the first and second act where they sing Dancing Queen by the legendary ABBA, Staying Alive/Night Fever/Tragedy by Bee Gees, That's What Friends Are For (one of my favourite song) and whole lot of MJ's song like We Are The World, Thriller, Beat It, Black and White and Heal The World

My leg was shaking the entire performance, and if I could, I wanted to stand up to sing aloud and dance with them!

The third act compromises more contemporary songs from Boyzone, Avril Lavigne, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga's song. It was fun to watch, but I would prefer more oldies actually.

And Zainal Abidin really WOW-ed me with his powerful voice! He may be older now, but his voice is still as powerful as when I listened to it when I was young! I just love 'Hijau' and really admire him for expressing his grieve and thoughts about our earth and environment through his song. He also sang P. Ramlee's Getaran Jiwa and the song where he sang with Sheila Majid Ikhlas Tapi Jauh.

And I had the time of my life when I get to take a photo with this iconic singer. Although he is an international artist, but he is very humble and down to earth. Truly loves him.... :)

http://www.damaorchestra.com/pdf/iphpress20.pdf


With my idol who sang Hijau, I hereby present Zainal Abidin!!! I am still in disbelief looking at this photo.


** Hanoi - Halong - Sapa - Tam Coc **

The last thing on my post is.... I WILL BE HEADING TO VIETNAM NEXT WEEK!!!

Hip hip horray!!! Look out for my next post as I may be posting lotsa incredible places and yummylicious food from Vietnam!


And when I'm back, I hope anybody would be kind enough to date me for Oktoberfest! I'm hungry for some beer!!!

Friday, September 30, 2011

Can't breathe as it is gonna make me cough

Can't talk cause I lost my voice

Can't sleep cause am having a stuffy nose

Can't smell or taste all the delicious meal I had

Surprisingly whole head pain because of the flu

Gulp down half bottle of cough syrup coz I want to recover so badly

Heading to bed coz being sick is so freaking tiring

Self-pity mode ON
Cheerful mode OFF


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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Mum went back to Penang for a week and let's see the mess caused by dad at home!!!

Well I'm not any better cause I've failed to keep clean my small little room as well! Bags on the floor, papers on my desk... Hey that's all!



Went out to check and JENG JENG!!! Kena heart attack!!! Dad newspaper all around the living hall, his shirts and handkerchief on the bench, keropok udang plastics on the floor...



Look at the dining table!!! No room to dine!!!



Dry kitchen cannot be helped as i am allergic to washing detergents.



Dad fried ikan kembung yesterday and the kitchen looked like he cooked for a handful of people! Not to mention the oily and greasy cooking stove! Mum would be FURIOUS!!!



Dad cooked rice and left the rice cooker just like that for nights!



Rubbish for a week!




Looking at this condition, I do not dare to be at home when mum is back later. So I do whatever I could to minimize the damage, reduce the nagging and scolding for me and dad.

Put on my SEMANGAT headband and start cleaning!!!

Look!

My room is clean and organized once again!



Dad's mess cleared!



Clean and clear!



Am proud to show the clean and shining stove!!!



I got dad to throw the rubbish and waiting for part-time kakak to do the sweeping, mopping and cleaning of dishes.

I tried doing all these when mum was away the other day but it does not meet up with her expectation. So 'lantak' lahh.. I malas to put effort in doing it and yet still get scolding! Hahaha...

My helping hand at home is limited today, but was a fruitful one (to me at least)! Weeeee...!!!!

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