1 line humour[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband![4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.[7] Don't marry...
Monday, August 3, 2009
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Saturday, August 01, 2009
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Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion.Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who died too early on this earth.Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren...Before you argue about your dirty house someone...
Saturday, August 01, 2009
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To: YOUDate: TODAYFrom: GODSubject: YOURSELFReference: LIFEThis is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help.. So, have a nice day. I love you.P.S. And, remember...If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME....
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